Things You Never Hear Them Say...

Funny, and scrupulously fair... in that just about every group is parodied! With thanks to Police999.com, where this originally appeared (and still does!).

Things you never hear a senior officer say

Things you never hear a CID officer (detective) say

Things you never hear a uniformed officer say

Things you never hear a traffic officer say

Things you never hear a dog handler say:

Things you never hear a Scenes of Crime Officer say:

Things you never hear a controller say:

Things you never hear the Crown Prosecution Service say: