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Caption Competition

This competition is now closed - keep checking back for more similar events in the future...

This great photo taken in the grounds of Surrey Police HQ attracted quite a few witty and clever captions (as well as quite a few daft ones!).

After much deliberation I am pleased to announce the winner - Jeremy Nicholson with this excellent entry:

C Relief were taking their undercover operation to catch gangs of vicious leap-froggers very seriously... except for one minor oversight

And just to show you what a tough job I had, here's a selection of the best of the rest...

Chief at Recruit graduation ceremony: "We select the Best of the Best for our Recruit Program.... 'Upstanding young Recruits.... Pillars of our Community' - and here's the PROOF!"

- "Sarge"

Heads up!!!!! the captain's coming!!!!!

- Kathryn Burke

I hope the new recruits don't bollard things up!

- Andy Shelton

The Special's coconut shy at the annual fair this year seemed very popular with the local youths, although at the end of the day there was a record 45 persons arrested for knocking a policeman's hat off!!

- Dave Malin

Surrey Police: Pillars of the community

- Ed Gregson-Barnes

Surrey Police officers receive their latest postings

- Richard Palusinski

Chief Constable to Head of Human Resources: I know we are struggling to recruit for the year 2000 but please tell me you can get better than this!

- Ian Lessels

'Ere Sarge, don't you think this undercover operation is taking things a bit too far?

- Dennis Coates

The new recruits just aren't what they used to be

- Sarah Devey

Caption Competition
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