Fun Stuff

Probably one of the most important qualities of a police officer is a sense of humour... here you'll find a few bits and pieces of police-related humour I've found on my travels through the internet!

Please use the links to the left to explore some of the lighter side of policing, both as a special, and as a regular. There is plenty to chuckle at and heaven knows there are times when we all need something to put a smile on our faces.

Latest Quirky News

Case closed on cream cake swiped from station fridge

GMP pondered for five months whether to press charges against a subcontractor alleged to have pinched the pastries.

Boy dropped off at school by car thieves

Theft sparked police hunt for missing child... who was found sitting in class.

Police 'steak out' a waste of time

Avon & Somerset has issued a reminder of its remit after it attended a call involving an angry diner.

Police looking for lady and dog golf buggy joyriders

"Signifcant" damage has been caused by the duo who had a late night cruise in Sussex.

Dubai Police add Porche 918 Spyder to fleet

Force trumpets the cars digital link up to their command and control centre - well we've had that for years.

Police concerned about drunk men riding picnic tables

Wheels and a motor have been fitted to the garden furniture and police are concerned that they.

Rubbish petrol station pasty reported to police

When Kyle Williams was presented with a hollow shell bereft of peppered steak he contacted GMP.

Google's driverless car pulled over for going to slow

The company said the officer just wanted to "know more about [their] project".