The toliets are over there...
Yes, I know I look good in uniform...
No, you cant have paracetamol, your drunk...
Its St John Ambulance not St Johns Ambulance...
Yes, I am a volunteer...
Yes, I can drive on blue light if I was allowed to go on the training course...
No, I dont like it when you come to me wuth something serious just as we are going to be stood down...
No, am not fat and old despite what you think...
Yes, I may need to give my self first aid if this radio goes into my eye or up my nose again...
Any questions or stuff you have, you know where to post them. (here)























