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[Chewie]

The good thing about Dorset is it becomes rural very quickly if you travel about 5 miles in any direction from anywhere. Unless your direction is towards the sea, in which case it becomes wet.

I suppose you'd decide if you want a beach on your patch or not!

Just to be awkward, Poole to Bournemouth is exactly 5 miles - no ruralness (don't think that's a word, but never mind!) at all! But you're not far wrong, you can get to the countryside nice and easily from pretty much anywhere.

I'd just like to add that my patch has one of the best beaches you'll ever find!

[Derf]

my patch has a boggy riverbank, a boggy common, and 3 large boggy council estates!
I gave up polishing my boots ages ago!
On the plus side there is a very good kebab shop opposite the nick!

[Chewie]

I'm off on my hols... keep Dorset safe while I'm gone!

[Corbs]

I saw a DorPol dog display today, very impressive, well done!

[Chewie]

I saw a DorPol dog display today, very impressive, well done!

Where was that to, then?

[Corbs]

Where was that to, then?

It was at the turnpike showground near shaftesbury. Where they do the shaftesbury and gillingham show.

[Chewie]

It was at the turnpike showground near shaftesbury. Where they do the shaftesbury and gillingham show.

Can't say I can place it, but glad to hear you enjoyed the show all the same!

[mastersmithson]

I feel sorry for the police dogs. Granted they are 'made' to do the job, but after after speaking to a dog handler a few weeks ago, it is not a good life while they are on 'duty' (However, the officer did take 1 or 2 of the dogs home with him which is awesome)

[Corbs]

I feel sorry for the police dogs. Granted they are 'made' to do the job, but after after speaking to a dog handler a few weeks ago, it is not a good life while they are on 'duty' (However, the officer did take 1 or 2 of the dogs home with him which is awesome)

From what I hear, the dogs retire with the handlers and live with them, their whole lives.

[countrybobby]

Anyone tell me what Dorchester / Weymouth are like from a specials point of view hope to be transferring in the next few months and thinking of these areas

Don't fancy Bridport by any chance? Could do with some more bods down our neck of the woods.

[Chewie]

I've just added a new pinned topic giving an outline of the force medical - if anyone thinks of any additions to this post or would like to suggest other suitable items that could be pinned here, please let me know.

[REG9]

I have a colleague and friend whom some of you know, who has a strange Star Trek fetish.
Out of all the potential Female/male or both characters he could have chosen to LUST after(out of the Original,TNG or Voyager) he chose.......................



The over aggressive, dwarfy KLINGON bird off Voyager .................. couldn't believe it!

[Big Al]

I know someone who's got a thing about SPOCK.

[REG9]

I know someone who's got a thing about SPOCK.

Yeah but not in a loving kind of way, that would be illogical Captain!

[Big Al]

Yeah but not in a loving kind of way, that would be illogical Captain!

Are you sure, he's always spoken of lovingly by this person

P.S. is there such a word as lovingly ? and if so have I spelt
it right

[RichK]

Are you sure, he's always spoken of lovingly by this person

P.S. is there such a word as lovingly ? and if so have I spelt
it right

Guys - I am so so so lost on this one...!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!

[REG9]

Guys - I am so so so lost on this one...!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!

All will be revealed tomorrow night!

[Big Al]

All will be revealed tomorrow night!

What !! you're not going Vulcan tonight are you ?
Will you be using your phaser and beam offenders to
custody. I can't wait for this

[REG9]

What !! you're not going Vulcan tonight are you ?
Will you be using your phaser and beam offenders to
custody. I can't wait for this

Hopefully I won't have to do all the work this time, mate your to heavy for me to keep carrying you!

Previously I meant I will be discussing the Spock remark with RK tonight if he's not to busy.

[Big Al]

Are you gonna show him how to do that vulcan finger thing.
Live long and prosper

[REG9]

Hardly saw you Friday night Al, are you sure you didn't go home early?

[Big Al]

Thats because some had a vehicle and some didn't

[REG9]

Thats because some had a vehicle and some didn't

Your to good to us, your loyal subjects.

Look at RK, you never see him without a vehicle!

[Big Al]

Your to good to us, your loyal subjects.

Look at RK, you never see him without a vehicle!

No, it has nothing to do with that. It's just that you sucked up to the Sgt first

[LosingGrip]

Rather than making a new thread...does anyone know where (if?) the Police auctions are in Dorset. Google doesn't seem to be showing anything thats helping me at the moment.