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[piccolo]

How about a thread about* Lurve* adds?

I start mine...

Young, female (as far as I know), bonkers (that I know), looking for like minded person.....sixpack, hair, tall-ish, sense of humour, strong legs (to keep up with me), red sea pedestrian if possible....for fun......
Love to play rugby,learn languages and psychology.....

No members of the firebrigade please......I like it hot........










My cup of tea

Edited by piccolo, 28 September 2005 - 05:23 PM.

[Nut]

Young (25). Good looking (modest), male.

Likes rugby league, his own taste in music and tv and likes to do his own thing whenever possible. Prone to making, and laughing at, his own bad jokes.

Works unsocial hours and enjoys his job a lot.

Seeks attractive female with similar tastes who wants to fit her lifestyle around his.


(Until writing this, I wondered why I was single *sobs*)

[Detritus]

git seeks bird.

[forzaf1]

23 and I have a car and money.

Now watch the woman come flooding in!

[Trojan631]

19yr old male from south cost good cook and quite tidy but does need an ass kicking from time to time but is very good at hugs and kisses likes a good cardiovascular sesstion


replys via pm please


Chris

[Basil the Rat]

26, 16th Earl of Basingstoke.

[bfc1900]

21,male, loads of money and belongings that you can bleed dry from me when you divorce me

[Jenny P]

Tall, slim, 27 year old, single lady from the Westcountry. Has a thing about blokes in uniform Would like to meet a man for fun nights out, maybe more.....

(I feel really sad now I've written that, thanks :sad: )

[En Garde]

WOMEN
Athletic - flat chested
Commitment-minded - start choosing curtains
Communicative - just try to get a word in
Emotionally secure - on medication
Employed - has job stuffing envelopes at home
Exotic beauty - would frighten a Martian
Fortyish - 48
Fun - annoying
Light drinker - lush
Loves travel - you're paying!
Non-traditional - ex-husband lives in the basement
Old fashioned - lights out, missionary
Open minded - desperate
Poet - Depressive schizoid
Rubenesque - grossly fat
Stunning - up my own a**e
Romantic - looks better in candle light
Spiritual - involved in a cult
Wants soulmate - one step away from stalker
Young at heart - toothless crone

MEN Athletic - watches football
Average looking - Unusual hair growth
Distinguished looking - fat and grey
Educated - will treat you like the idiot you are
Fortyish - 52, wants 25 year old
Free spirit - shags your sister
Friendship first - As long as it involves nudity
Likes to cuddle - can't get it up
Good looking - Arrogant **BEEP**
Honest - Pathological liar
Huggable - overweight with more body hair than Chewbacca
Light drinker - p***head
Looks younger - in a bad light
Open minded - wants to shag your sister but she is refusing
Outgoing - loud
Poet - wrote a limerick in a ######ter
Professional - owns a suit
Sensitive - closet hommer
Spiritual - had to go to church to get christened
Stable - Stalker (occasionally)

[Crusty]

Have baton, will travel.

[Oddone]

19 year old rugby player with some extra baggage who likes to cuddle single male seeks - anything female with pulse! Plans to take over the world not required but would be useful. No need to be domesticated, i still live with the mother. Blonde hair, Blue eyes and busty prefered! Reply via PM!

Forgot to add! No one over 6FT!!!!!

[Kevinl03]

We've done this already....somewhere.....

Anyway.

Professional muff diver with own snorkel seeks young nubile female for adventurous no-holds-barred sex in unusual places. Preferably the ironing board but any domestic cubby-hole considered. Send photographs and naughty letters for consideration for selection process.

[Kevinl03]

Joking aside, prawnballs has asked me to announce that if any site members in the North-West fancy a quickie with no strings, he's always willing.

[En Garde]

Joking aside, prawnballs has asked me to announce that if any site members in the North-West fancy a quickie with no strings, he's always willing.

definitely without strings - rope is much better

Kevin

[nibbles]

Male seeks female!
(A Pulse would be a bonus!)

[Spelly]

23 and cuddly??

Will that do??

[Atrades]

Fast & Furious will do......

Sexuality not a problem

[Raych]

is anyone pairing any potential matches up like a Cilla Black of Ps.com

Edited by Raych, 29 September 2005 - 08:20 AM.

[Jenny P]

is anyone pairing any potential matches up like a Cilla Black of Ps.com

Why, can you think of a few people who should get it on?? Now who do I know that would make a marvelous couple?? :grin:

[Raych]

i dont know why dont you divulge... although i think i have a pretty good idea...

[Professional_Cynic]

its not CT and david is it

[Raych]

no but i think it does involve a mod

[Jenny P]

no but i think it does involve a mod

Maybe, but I wasn't talking about me

[Raych]

who says i was

[C T]

CT and ....................?????