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[David]

No when you cut it.. If you listen veeeeey carefully you can hear it going 'Eek, ooow, stoppit!!'

Frankie Howerd cuts hair?

eeoo no stoppit!

[Diesel]

Frankie Howerd cuts hair?

eeoo no stoppit!

He does! He does!





Accounts for the wig really doesn't it?

[kaza_b]

He does! He does!





Accounts for the wig really doesn't it?

the wig?? What about the eyebrows!!!!

[Muse2k8]

[cyswork]

No when you cut it.. If you listen veeeeey carefully you can hear it going 'Eek, ooow, stoppit!!'

Right....

[piccolo]

We need more...

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[JAN79]

Oooh who? My hair hurts...

I think you know

[David]

I'd forgotten this one.

[Paradox]

David, if you're going to resurrect these long forgotten threads at least move them to the relevant area of the forum.

Deary me.

[Bart S]

I'd forgotten this one.

I can see why!!

[Giraffe]

David, if you're going to resurrect these long forgotten threads at least move them to the relevant area of the forum.

Deary me.

Terrible isn't it! Just can't get the staff these days...

[piccolo]

WOMEN
Athletic - flat chested
Commitment-minded - start choosing curtains
Communicative - just try to get a word in
Emotionally secure - on medication
Employed - has job stuffing envelopes at home
Exotic beauty - would frighten a Martian
Fortyish - 48
Fun - annoying
Light drinker - lush
Loves travel - you're paying!
Non-traditional - ex-husband lives in the basement
Old fashioned - lights out, missionary
Open minded - desperate
Poet - Depressive schizoid
Rubenesque - grossly fat
Stunning - up my own a**e
Romantic - looks better in candle light
Spiritual - involved in a cult
Wants soulmate - one step away from stalker
Young at heart - toothless crone

MEN Athletic - watches football
Average looking - Unusual hair growth
Distinguished looking - fat and grey
Educated - will treat you like the idiot you are
Fortyish - 52, wants 25 year old
Free spirit - shags your sister
Friendship first - As long as it involves nudity
Likes to cuddle - can't get it up
Good looking - Arrogant **BEEP**
Honest - Pathological liar
Huggable - overweight with more body hair than Chewbacca
Light drinker - p***head
Looks younger - in a bad light
Open minded - wants to shag your sister but she is refusing
Outgoing - loud
Poet - wrote a limerick in a ######ter
Professional - owns a suit
Sensitive - closet hommer
Spiritual - had to go to church to get christened
Stable - Stalker (occasionally)

......and this thread has been started 5 years ago....my oh my does time go fast! ...blast from the past...

[cyswork]

Ooooh look what I found!! Locker Room of Luuurveeee!

I don't even remember what this was about again...

Yes, because I am THAT bored!!

[Obsidian_Eclipse]

Well... May as well carry on then! I'll put my profile on when I get access to a computer. I am now 'seperated' from my wife of 7 years and there's no going back...

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[Merlin820]

Well... May as well carry on then! I'll put my profile on when I get access to a computer. I am now 'seperated' from my wife of 7 years and there's no going back...

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Sorry to hear that.

[King Scotts]

Well... May as well carry on then! I'll put my profile on when I get access to a computer. I am now 'seperated' from my wife of 7 years and there's no going back...

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As Merlin said I'm sorry to hear that.

Ooooh look what I found!! Locker Room of Luuurveeee!

I don't even remember what this was about again...

Yes, because I am THAT bored!!

This was fun if I remember everyone was just randy. Fun reading back some of the posts!

Scotts

Edited by King Scotts, 27 January 2012 - 11:25 PM.