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[Lord Vader]

Sex toys worth more than £11,000 have been taken during a burglary at a Worcestershire flat.

More than 400 items stored in four large suitcases were taken from the flat in Gilgal, Stourport-on-Severn between 9 and 10 May.

The toys belonged to online mail order company, Happy Bunny.

Manager Kylie Jones, 24, said she was angry and upset, adding: "I'm not seeing their logic in terms of why they would want to steal them."

Ms Jones's father, Nigel, who owns the business, said: "You try to get something going and they have disrupted it and for what?

"If they manage to sell them then I would give them a job."

Source: BBC News

[Police Constable 1]

I assume the local officers will be checking for an vibrating noises coming from rabbit owners

Edited by Police Constable 1, 15 May 2012 - 04:37 PM.

[Cuddles]

Wonder if it was a security cock-up.





Surely won't be long 'til this is in the Locker Room!

[Ben.]

"If they manage to sell them then I would give them a job."

Can't be that good of a toy then!

[DukeDan]

Police are appealing for anyone who saw a person in the vicinity taking wide strides down the street.

[David]

"If they manage to sell them then I would give them a job."

*opens mouth as if to say something, closes it again*

"I'm not seeing their logic in terms of why they would want to steal them."

To bring a smile to somebody's face, surely?

[Dizzydee]

The Rolling Stones "I can't get no satisfaction" springs to mind!

[caveat_civis]

"It would be quite difficult for the thieves to sell on these items in any great quantity”

PC Emma Gunnell

[Rocket]

Police are hard on the case and are pumping local sources hoping to catch these hardened criminals.

Shopkeepers are advised to keep batteries under lock and key as there is likely to be a high demand.

A spokesperson said "This is a rampant act of criminality, and we are asking the penetrator perpetrator to come quietly"

[Police Constable 1]

Police are hard on the case and are pumping local sources hoping to catch these hardened criminals.

Shopkeepers are advised to keep batteries under lock and key as there is likely to be a high demand.

A spokesperson said "This is a rampant act of criminality, and we are asking the penetrator perpetrator to come quietly"

[159]

Bet they were buzzing when they counted out the loot.

[Cheetah]

Sex toys worth more than £11,000 have been taken during a burglary at a Worcestershire flat.

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Manager Kylie Jones, 24, said she was angry and upset, adding: "I'm not seeing their logic in terms of why they would want to steal them."

Am I missing something?

[Police Constable 1]

Sex toys worth more than £11,000 have been taken during a burglary at a Worcestershire flat.

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Manager Kylie Jones, 24, said she was angry and upset, adding: "I'm not seeing their logic in terms of why they would want to steal them."

Am I missing something?

Yes, about several sentences

[Cheetah]

[Gabba]

Am I missing something?

They stole yours to? the bast.....

[Chewie]

Even if they catch those responsible, they'll never get it to stand up in court.

[Dizzydee]

They probably only did it for a buzz!

[TallGuy]

It reminds me of the local sex toy warehouse that got done over. I don't know how the controller kept going when the officers reported in what he found.

They got every possible innuendo and double entendre into the report without even trying, starting with the offenders going up the back passage and fumbling about in the dark as they buggered the back door.

[B_Rob]

I bet the online mail order company owner wasn't a happy bunny

Edited by B_Rob, 16 May 2012 - 01:58 AM.

[The Constable]

I expected some clever dick to come around and post a good pun or two. I for one wish to refrain from being a tit

[Merlin820]

Naughty Rocket!

[Nim]

Hmmm I bet whoever had to crime that had a laugh or two!