Was on duty last night, and at about 2300 (in relation to a criminal damage) the comms operator passed a message on to the units attending stating that a "Mike Oxlong" had just called in with some new information...
The best bit is that she repeated it (at the request of said units, who no doubt found it hilarious) 3 or 4 times before she twigged it.
Cue the entirety of Humberside chuckling softly to themselves.
What is the best hoax name you have come across on duty?
Best Hoax Name Ever...
Started by
MoZsteR
, Mar 03 2012 02:10 PM
42 replies to this topic
#3
Posted 03 March 2012 - 03:14 PM
Im not a constable, but Phill Mecrackin... or Ima tree are a couple iv heard 
#4
Posted 03 March 2012 - 03:17 PM
Not a fake name, but there was a survival expert/ex-US marine on the Gadget Show the other night (re-run on Dave) called Mike Hawk.
#6
Posted 03 March 2012 - 04:17 PM
My neighbour, Bill Kerr couldn't understand why everyone fell about laughing when he came into our social Club one Saturday evening to announce the safe arrival of his newborn son 'Wayne'
#10
Posted 03 March 2012 - 05:40 PM
- Teresa Green
- Iva Biggen
- Dixie Normus
- Craven morecoc
- Jack Mehov
- Iva Biggen
- Dixie Normus
- Craven morecoc
- Jack Mehov
#12
Posted 03 March 2012 - 07:33 PM
I have a friend who is called Rob Peacock. And his dad is called Chris.....this is no joke haha
#13
Posted 03 March 2012 - 07:48 PM
This is no lie, I went to school with 2 brothers, Peter and Alistair Ness. Also know as P. Ness and A. Ness! Either their parents saw the funny side, or were incredibly cruel!
#16
Posted 03 March 2012 - 09:57 PM
just say what you see,first time,fast!:
Mike Hunt
Dick Hedd
Alf Uckham
Harry Vebarsterde
Robin Banks
Mike Koksuchs
Randy Harsall
Irma Kunte
Irma Bische
Rex Shuane
Mike Hunt
Dick Hedd
Alf Uckham
Harry Vebarsterde
Robin Banks
Mike Koksuchs
Randy Harsall
Irma Kunte
Irma Bische
Rex Shuane
#17
Posted 03 March 2012 - 10:42 PM
Anyone that went to Hillside school in Bootle Liverpool in the early 80s will recall that the headmaster was called Donald Duckworth!Donald Duck.
#19
Posted 03 March 2012 - 11:12 PM
I PNC'd a car recently registered to Reverend Ben Dover.....
All 3 occs came in for hare coarsing in the end! You'd think somebody at the DVLA would spot that
All 3 occs came in for hare coarsing in the end! You'd think somebody at the DVLA would spot that
#20
Posted 04 March 2012 - 06:26 AM
Stopped a bunch of kids once and we asked the kids named.
Joe.
Joe what?
Joe King.
Come on mate don't take the mick, what's your name?
He then handed us his driving licence with the name Joseph king on it. Good thing he wasnt called Wayne!
Joe.
Joe what?
Joe King.
Come on mate don't take the mick, what's your name?
He then handed us his driving licence with the name Joseph king on it. Good thing he wasnt called Wayne!
#21
Posted 04 March 2012 - 02:01 PM
had someone interviewed for the specials with a real name
Ewan Love
Ewan Love
#22
Posted 04 March 2012 - 03:36 PM
Sandy Claws
they phoned in some 'intel' on christmas eve 2 years ago (2010) that there was a male wearing a red suit who had just left their property after breaking in, drinking the prize sherry, stealing some carrots, leaving sacks of rubbish behind and then driving off and they seemed drunk.
In was put out as obs before the dispatcher twigged...
they phoned in some 'intel' on christmas eve 2 years ago (2010) that there was a male wearing a red suit who had just left their property after breaking in, drinking the prize sherry, stealing some carrots, leaving sacks of rubbish behind and then driving off and they seemed drunk.
In was put out as obs before the dispatcher twigged...
#24
Posted 05 March 2012 - 09:23 AM
I know the name's been mentioned, but my brother went to school with a guy whose name was (honest to god) Michael Hunt.
#25
Posted 05 March 2012 - 09:25 AM
Once dealt with a customer in a day job who was called Jeffrey Geoffrey Jeffries.
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