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[Law_Grad]

A few more in a "Carry On" innuendo filled conversation style.

Unfortunately there's a limit on quote tags, so it will need to be split across a couple or three posts

This is going to be a tight one

I hate to say it but this is just the tip

ouch.

pole extended

big pole

it's horrible

I know someone who has a yellow one

honestly

Edited by Damsel, 03 October 2010 - 02:38 AM.
Fixed it for you

[Truman Burbank]

All we can do is hope for as much KY as we can get to ensure that which we know is coming is as painless as possible.

Edited by Truman Burbank, 03 October 2010 - 09:20 AM.

[Law_Grad]

Thanks for that Damsel, although I’m unsure of how helpful you will be when you see the one’s I couldn’t post last night.

with his old police issue truncheon.

would it hurt

I have no idea

Yes they can be a bit rough

And one that hasn’t been used with anything as yet, but it’s just a gift that’s waiting to be used.

My Mother used to swear by hers

source post

[Damsel]

And one that hasn't been used with anything as yet, but it's just a gift that's waiting to be used.

Blimey, I don't know how desperate you must be Law Grad to go crawling all the way back to January to find material

[Chewie]

I've only had occasion to get it out once.

[Paradox]

Haha! Yes! This came up at the pub the other night! Everyone seems to have seen it!

[Burnie]

that becomes the case when you stick on your plantpot.

Remember folks.... Scream if you wanna go faster.

[Damsel]

its such a big part

right under there noses

[SierraYork]

Damsel I am impressed!!

Iv only just hit Post in another Thread and its already here !

[Damsel]

Damsel I am impressed!!

Iv only just hit Post in another Thread and its already here !

Just goes to show that the mods do actually read the stuff that gets posted on here

[HerrComm]

Sorry mate, just saw this and the one line made me laugh..

I can say from experience mate, don't blank her.

Edited by HerrComm, 04 October 2010 - 11:29 PM.

[Harrovian]

Sadly they go nowhere near my area

Aye, same design but a male one.

How do I get this offer, do I just ring up and ask for it?

[Garion]

they're the ones on the way to custardy.

[Gabba]

6 years I have been on this site and not one quote, very disappointed

[Paradox]

6 years I have been on this site and not one quote, very disappointed

It's because you have such a clean mind Gabba.

Oh....actually...

1. cover your behind
2. cover your behind
3. cover your behind

Everyone and their mums is packin' round here! ....Farmers .... and farmers mums

it's not how big you are, it's how you can deal with people that matters

Last night I was in a Hotel and was jumped by this bear in a leather jacket!

[Burnie]

I was planning the same thing...

don't be afraid to have a good feel between the legs

it feels sooooo much longer

I wouldn't expect a big bang,

he comes in the back door.

our cleaner had to clean up the mess and then got it repainted

Edited by Burnie, 06 October 2010 - 08:34 AM.

[MikeBrum]

I want to see how big it gets actually.

[Windhill]

you are required to undertake the exposure. That said, its really not that bad. Stings like buggery for 10 minutes, and then its all over.

I think I'll leave it this year, fed up of it already.

[Law_Grad]

Paradox,

I don’t know about those comments, saying that Gabba has a clean mind?

Because I was having an earwig into that same conversation, but this is what I heard…and I dread to think what it was all about, as the snippets did hear have scared me

Last night I was in a Hotel and was jumped

Rioting football thugs

farmers mums

the big beefy painful ones

in the back door

painful but legal

It all sounds very messy

cleaner had to clean up the mess

[Merlin820]

Its fine. I want to see how big it gets actually.

[Garion]

be prepared for another dose in the shower later on.

[HerrComm]

This little typo made me laugh, picturing it:

I believe to pass you have to get level 5.4 on the bleep test which is a 15 metre shuffle.

[SierraYork]

I licked it, all over the top and then he decided to take it

if you even thought about pointing it at me let alone fire it

[Damsel]

I'm a Queen. What do I win?

Significant statement I feel


Especially when considered in conjunction with the earlier quote from Paradox quoted at 10:40am

[GaryW]

If she's going to do anything with that finger, I think she needs a glove on it.