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#51 Law_Grad

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Posted 02 October 2010 - 11:50 PM

A few more in a "Carry On" innuendo filled conversation style. :p :w00t:

Unfortunately there's a limit on quote tags, so it will need to be split across a couple or three posts :D

This is going to be a tight one


I hate to say it but this is just the tip


ouch.

pole extended


big pole


it's horrible


I know someone who has a yellow one


honestly


Edited by Damsel, 03 October 2010 - 02:38 AM.
Fixed it for you


#52 Truman Burbank

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Posted 03 October 2010 - 09:16 AM



All we can do is hope for as much KY as we can get to ensure that which we know is coming is as painless as possible.


Edited by Truman Burbank, 03 October 2010 - 09:20 AM.


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Posted 03 October 2010 - 10:13 PM

Thanks for that Damsel, although I’m unsure of how helpful you will be when you see the one’s I couldn’t post last night. :aok:


with his old police issue truncheon.


would it hurt


I have no idea



Yes they can be a bit rough



And one that hasn’t been used with anything as yet, but it’s just a gift that’s waiting to be used. :p


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#54 Damsel

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 12:38 AM

And one that hasn't been used with anything as yet, but it's just a gift that's waiting to be used. :w00t:


Blimey, I don't know how desperate you must be Law Grad to go crawling all the way back to January to find material :D

#55 Chewie

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 11:46 AM

I've only had occasion to get it out once.



#56 Paradox

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 03:41 PM

Haha! Yes! This came up at the pub the other night! Everyone seems to have seen it!



#57 Burnie

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 03:53 PM

that becomes the case when you stick on your plantpot.



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#58 Damsel

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 03:58 PM

its such a big part

right under there noses



#59 SierraYork

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 03:59 PM

Damsel I am impressed!!

Iv only just hit Post in another Thread and its already here !

#60 Damsel

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 04:05 PM

Damsel I am impressed!!

Iv only just hit Post in another Thread and its already here !



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#61 HerrComm

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 11:28 PM

Sorry mate, just saw this and the one line made me laugh..

I can say from experience mate, don't blank her.


Edited by HerrComm, 04 October 2010 - 11:29 PM.


#62 Harrovian

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 11:59 PM

Sadly they go nowhere near my area :whistle:


Aye, same design but a male one.


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#63 Garion

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 08:58 PM

they're the ones on the way to custardy.



#64 Gabba

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Posted 05 October 2010 - 09:28 PM

6 years I have been on this site and not one quote, very disappointed

#65 Paradox

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 07:48 AM

6 years I have been on this site and not one quote, very disappointed


It's because you have such a clean mind Gabba.

Oh....actually...

1. cover your behind
2. cover your behind
3. cover your behind


Everyone and their mums is packin' round here! ....Farmers .... and farmers mums


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#66 Burnie

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 08:18 AM

I was planning the same thing...


don't be afraid to have a good feel between the legs


it feels sooooo much longer


I wouldn't expect a big bang,


he comes in the back door.


our cleaner had to clean up the mess and then got it repainted


Edited by Burnie, 06 October 2010 - 08:34 AM.


#67 MikeBrum

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 10:02 PM

I want to see how big it gets actually.




#68 Windhill

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 10:30 PM

you are required to undertake the exposure. That said, its really not that bad. Stings like buggery for 10 minutes, and then its all over.


I think I'll leave it this year, fed up of it already.



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Posted 06 October 2010 - 11:51 PM

Paradox,

I don’t know about those comments, saying that Gabba has a clean mind?

Because I was having an earwig into that same conversation, but this is what I heard…and I dread to think what it was all about, as the snippets did hear have scared me :) :lol:



Last night I was in a Hotel and was jumped


Rioting football thugs


farmers mums


the big beefy painful ones



in the back door


painful but legal


It all sounds very messy


cleaner had to clean up the mess



#70 Merlin820

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 08:12 AM

Its fine. I want to see how big it gets actually.



#71 Garion

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 09:40 AM

be prepared for another dose in the shower later on. :whistle:



#72 HerrComm

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 02:59 PM

This little typo made me laugh, picturing it:


I believe to pass you have to get level 5.4 on the bleep test which is a 15 metre shuffle.



#73 SierraYork

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 03:09 PM

I licked it, all over the top and then he decided to take it


if you even thought about pointing it at me let alone fire it



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#74 Damsel

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 03:52 PM

I'm a Queen. What do I win?

Significant statement I feel Posted Image



Especially when considered in conjunction with the earlier quote from Paradox quoted at 10:40am Posted Image

#75 GaryW

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 05:48 PM

If she's going to do anything with that finger, I think she needs a glove on it.






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