I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
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Pick-Up Lines
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Paradox
, Aug 22 2010 10:53 PM
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#52
Posted 14 September 2010 - 02:34 PM
Don't forget the blue footed boobies!!I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
#53
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Posted 14 September 2010 - 03:03 PM
Don't forget the blue footed boobies!!
Who cares what colour their shoes are!
#54
Posted 17 September 2010 - 11:39 PM
A 'Christian chat-up line' one of my friends told me, though it only works coming from a girl:
"Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me."
"Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me."
#55
Posted 18 September 2010 - 10:57 AM
That sounds a bit more like the beginning of a horror movie than a pick-up line!A 'Christian chat-up line' one of my friends told me, though it only works coming from a girl:
"Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me."
#57
Posted 18 September 2010 - 09:22 PM
I've just got back from Kavos. In the hotel room next door were three stunners.I was doing alright the other night, so well infact that the girl I was talking to bought me a drink. However, it was one drink too far, and I tripped over the steps leading to the bar.
*Sigh*
One night I spotted them drinking in a bar so went over and bought them a few drinks, had a dance etc. Anyway, one of them bought me a shot of sambuca. I'd already had 10 shots through out the night and god knows how many sex on the beachs, so just the smell of the sambuca was enough to finish me off.
*Blurgggh* Sick all down my top, on my shoes, on her shoes, on the dance floor
Moral of the story? Don't buy the hotties from next door drinks, be happy chilling with your mates
Or maybe learn when you've had enough, even if you are on a lads holiday.
#58
Posted 20 September 2010 - 10:51 AM
A 'Christian chat-up line' one of my friends told me, though it only works coming from a girl:
"Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me."
Eh?
#59
Posted 20 September 2010 - 11:07 AM
Eh?
It's from Genesis, when God took one of Adam's ribs to make Eve.
#60
Posted 20 September 2010 - 11:09 AM
It's from Genesis, when God took one of Adam's ribs to make Eve.
Oh right, thanks. I didn't get that one either.
#61
Posted 20 September 2010 - 11:16 AM
It's from Genesis, when God took one of Adam's ribs to make Eve.
Technically, wouldn't the rib already have been taken if a girl asks that..............?
Never mind.
#62
Posted 20 September 2010 - 11:29 AM
Technically, wouldn't the rib already have been taken if a girl asks that..............?
Never mind.
Yeah you're right Merlin, a guy should ask that.
Clearly I need practice at pick-up lines!
#63
Posted 20 September 2010 - 11:37 AM
Does this cloth smell of Rohypnol to you?...........................
#64
Posted 21 September 2010 - 09:01 AM
I believe it should be "Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?" or "Does this drink taste of rohypnol to you?"Does this cloth smell of Rohypnol to you?...........................
#65
Posted 21 September 2010 - 03:02 PM
I believe it should be "Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?" or "Does this drink taste of rohypnol to you?"
Shhhhh i was tired iv done 3 night shifts haha
and im still amateur at drugging people sorry
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Posted 23 September 2010 - 02:21 PM
Is your second name Jacobs?
Because your a cracker!
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Because your a cracker!
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#68
Posted 23 September 2010 - 03:51 PM
Sorry im new around here can you show me the direction to your place?
Works well these next few weeks with Freshers
Works well these next few weeks with Freshers
#69
Posted 25 September 2010 - 10:54 AM
If you've got a large group of quite committed friends.
About 30 of us did this to a girl who was sitting on her own outside a pub [It was the end of a UOTC summer camp]. All went well, until we finished and realised her boyfriend was trying to get through the crowd....
About 30 of us did this to a girl who was sitting on her own outside a pub [It was the end of a UOTC summer camp]. All went well, until we finished and realised her boyfriend was trying to get through the crowd....
#70
Posted 25 September 2010 - 11:49 AM
Hey, if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put your hot friend and me together.
I'll try again...
Hey, that shirt looks good on you, but it'd look even better stuffed in to the neck of a Molotov Cocktail!
Umm...
Are you a thief? Because you totally just took my drink.
I'll get my coat.
I'll try again...Hey, that shirt looks good on you, but it'd look even better stuffed in to the neck of a Molotov Cocktail!
Umm...Are you a thief? Because you totally just took my drink.
I'll get my coat.
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Posted 25 September 2010 - 05:52 PM
Everyone makes mistakes! Can i be one of yours?? 
#73
Posted 27 September 2010 - 08:07 PM
A line used by Mr Merlin last night (could be used as a chat up line with a little adaptation) while watching X Factor, with Nicole Sherzinger as one of the judges:
Me, walks into lounge:
Mr Merlin: 'Until you came in the room, she was the fittest thing in here!'
Me, walks into lounge:
Mr Merlin: 'Until you came in the room, she was the fittest thing in here!'
#74
Posted 30 September 2010 - 12:05 PM
A friend of a friend once said to someone who was 15 years older than he was "Nah, you're alright for an old bird. I'd still throw you around the room anyway". Such a romantic; it worked too, clearly showing how classy she was.
#75
Posted 30 September 2010 - 05:48 PM
Just to warn you if a fat man in a red jacket throws you in sack do not panic..............i just told santa want i wanted for christmas
i used it last year.....worked a treat
Shame no one mentioned a girl is for life not just for christmas...(eve).....
i used it last year.....worked a treat
Shame no one mentioned a girl is for life not just for christmas...(eve).....
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